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Thank you Vahid
( sorry blonde jokes)
Why is the blonde lady crawling around the shop floor?
– searching for the lowest prices..
sorry it’s not a funny one but for some reason etched in my mind haha
It’s ok Zane thanks for sharing
The only joke i know is to dirty tell here. Sorry my memory is not what it used to be and i am not sure why i remember that one.
It’s ok Jorg it happens to the best of us thanks for sharing anyway
A bear walks into a bar and says,
“I’ll have a… a… a beer.”
The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?”
The bear looks down at his hands and says, “I dunno, I was born with ’em!”
That made sense and hilarious too thanks for sharing Kaitlyn
Excellent!
I am going to use this one! I think my niece will get a kick out of it!
Speaking of jokes…..
Did anyone ever read the jokes on the back of Laffy Taffy? 😁😁
I would read them to my friends in high-school every time we went to the store for candy! They were so so clever!
Yeah, I used to read them didn’t really get the joke on a lot of them, but then again, I was so young anyway thanks for sharing, Jill
I think they were more of a riddle instead of a joke or at least they were riddles most of the time. That may be why they didn’t make sense sometime. some of them didn’t make sense.
So a duck walks into a bar and asks, “You got any duck food?” The bartender says, “No! Get outta here!”
The next day, the duck comes walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, “you got any duck food?” The bartender says, “No! Get outta here!” So the duck leaves.
The duck comes back in again and the bartender says, “if you ask me if I have any duck food again, I am going to nail for feet to the floor!” So the duck says, “you got any nails?” The bartender says, “No, i dont have any nails.” So the duck says, “you got any duck food?” 😆
Love that duck
Thank you Kevin! As a duck, you can’t have too much attitude.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 😁😁
I had to think about that for a second that was a good one funny too lol thanks for sharing Jill
Yep! Still funny!
Thank you Jacqueline and Kevin! A person is never to old for this one!
The funny thing is is that I don’t know why but I can never remember all of a joke . It’s a running joke in my family that I’m probably the only person in the world that really cannot tell a joke lol. But it’s true I’ll tell the punch line or not remember half the joke but at the same time everyone ends up laughing because it is so comical to see me try to tell a joke so I guess I’m funny anyways lol
It’s ok Dianna thanks for sharing anyway
The only joke i know of by heart is pretty old and pretty crap, but here goes
….a horse walks into a bar….. and the bartender says
“Why the long face?”
Boom,boom! 🤣🤣thank me later lol
I’m slow I don’t get it what does it mean? I’m curious to know
Why do cheapskates hate ducks so much?
Too many bills!
*laughs and walks away*
Omg lol that is too funny thanks for sharing Andre
Mic drop!
Well, today I had to go to the doctors, I shouted to the receptionist ‘QUICK, I NEED TO SEE THE DOCTOR NOW, MY DICK HURTS!’!
The receptionist scolded me. ‘Mr. Watson, we do not use that language here, in front of women and children, go outside, calm down and when you come back in, you say, your ear hurts’.
So, a couple of minutes later still in pain, I came back in and said to the receptionist calmly, ‘please, I need to see a doctor, my ear hurts?’ The receptionist said, ‘Ok, Mr. Watson, what’s wrong with your ear?’
I said, ‘I can’t piss out of it’.
That is funny! I like how you inserted yourself into the story!
Yes! Laughed out loud! Nice
Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball.
That’s a good one Brenda lol thanks for sharing
You are welcome. I can’t remember too many jokes,
Why can’t Roger bark?
because he is a goldfish!
This joke is a bit mysterious but funny thoughthanks for sharing Catherine
Why did the little boy throw his peanut butter in the ocean?
To go with the JELLYfish.
Now that is funny lol thanks for sharing Rhonda
My daughter’s latest joke :
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Now that’s a good one who would have thought lol funny too thanks for sharing, Iwona
How cute is that!!! I like it!
Ohhh😳😳 sorry I did forget about you, ok give me a chance I get back to you on that pretty lady
Ok David maybe next time
Thank you for sharing Steven