Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!
Good one Phyllis
You are welcome!
Thank you Alexis
A guy is overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. ” I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat that for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost five pounds. When the guy returns, he’s lost nearly 20 pounds. “Wow that is amazing! the doctor says. ‘ Did you follow my instructions?’ The guy nods. ” I’ll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day. ‘ From hunger you mean?’ said the doctor. ‘No, from skipping,’ replied the guy.”
very funny. At least the skipping paid off.
Good one Jacqueline
Yes it is funny lol
How do you make holy water?
You boil the h-ll out of it 😂
Very funny Thanks for sharing
thanks Virginia
Nice one. Thanks for sharing