A guy is overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. ” I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat that for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost five pounds. When the guy returns, he’s lost nearly 20 pounds. “Wow that is amazing! the doctor says. ‘ Did you follow my instructions?’ The guy nods. ” I’ll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day. ‘ From hunger you mean?’ said the doctor. ‘No, from skipping,’ replied the guy.”
Good one Jacqueline
Yes it is funny lol

very funny. At least the skipping paid off.