If you could teach a dog to do one human thing, what would it be?

To get an extremely well paying job that they would bring home to me a weekly paycheck in exchange for me rendering my care and attention services to them. 😁

If I could teach the dog one human thing, then it would be to lock and unlock the door, while leaving the house, or when I’m knocking at the door.

If I could teach the dog one human thing, then it would be to lock and unlock the door, while leaving the house, or when I’m knocking at the door.

, talk 

Bring me a beer from my refrigerator to my favorite TV chair when watching something.

Oh.ok, that would be to ‘Sit’..lol 😛😜🤪

Oh.ok,that would be ‘Sit’

Oh.ok,that would be ‘Sit’

To talk and to clean up.

To clean his or her mess 

To talk. I think it would be great fun to carry on a conversation with my dog.

Talk 😂😂

To let themselves out to relieve themselves

If I could a dog anything it would be how to let themselves out when they need to go and clean up their poo after themselves

To clean up behind themselves.