Without googling the answer, what does the WD in WD40 stand for?

WD-40? Oh, that stands for “Water Displacement, 40th attempt”… but let’s be real—

It actually stands for:

“Wizards’ Delight – 40 Spells in a Can” (it’s basically liquid magic)

or

“What Dis? – 40 Random Uses” (because nobody really knows what it can’t do)

or

“Wheels & Doors – 40 Squeaks Silenced” (a true hero in the battle against annoying noises)