If you woke up in a medieval king’s court as a jester, what would you do to entertain him?

I’d start with some clever wordplay and witty observations about life in the court—nothing too risky! Then maybe a silly physical bit involving a fake chicken and an overly dramatic “battle” with a cushion. Finish with a humble, lighthearted song on a lute (badly played, for laughs). Keep it light, playful, and just sharp enough to keep the king amused without losing my head. 😄🎭